Realistic Fish Head:"[on TV] We interrupt your regular program for an important news bulletin!"
Newscaster:"[in the post-apocalyptic street…] Perch Perkins reporting live from Downtown Bikini [ducks from a boat being thrown at a building] Bottom. Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties. [the building falls down] Whoa! Events here have this reporter wondering, what is the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties, any- [runs a-]way?!"
Fish:"[with a flail] It's love! The secret ingredient is love! [swings it at the camera to static]"
Sandy:"[she shuts off her TV and gasps] No more Krabby Patties?! If I'd known that, I'd have chewed it slower. Huh? [sees a piece of paper falling from the surface] What the corndog is that?! [the 'The End' page lands on her treedome]"