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Johnny Bravo Quotes

Quotes

Man, I'm pretty!
-Johnny
MAMA!!!!
-Johnny
Enough about me. Let's talk about me. What do you think of me?
-Johnny Bravo
You smell kinda pretty! Wanna Smell me ?
-Johnny Bravo
Wanna see the hair on my chest ? They are blond and curly
-Johnny Bravo
Do the monkey with me.
-Johnny Bravo
If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!
-Johnny
Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop .. whatever you prefer?
-Johnny
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
-Johnny
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
-Johnny
Hey there, cutie pants!
-Johnny
-How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?! ~ Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two
-Johnny + woman
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
-Johnny
Bad baby! Stop defying the laws of physics!
-Johnny
For years, scholars and philosophers have been baffled by one question: where did the tiny people in your TV come from?
-Johnny
You must be hungry. Let's get you a bottle, and me a tourniquet, to stem the massive blood loss.
-Johnny
Just like home, except more corn, and the cars are made of horses.
-Johnny
It would appear that 'evil' has little girly hands!
-Johnny
hmmm chilli!
-Johnny
Ha - who - ha - let me show you some karate moves
-Johnny
Would you eat them with a fox?' 'If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face.
-Suzy Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo: Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.
-Johnny Bravo
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.
-Johnny Bravo
Johnny: Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.
-Johnny Bravo
Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burgler?
-Johnny Bravo
Pops: Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!
-Pops
'What do you think, Rubber Ducky?' 'Quack, quack.' 'My thoughts exactly!'
-Johnny Bravo Rubber Ducky
Johnny Bravo: Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter "N"...
-Johnny Bravo
Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!
-Johnny Bravo
SDG: Hanna Barbera???
Johnny: Who's that?
-Johnny Bravo/Scooby Doo Gang
Velma: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
Johnny: My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!
-Velma and Johnny Bravo
Jinkies...isn't that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?
-Johnny Bravo
"I Know Santa!!!!!!!!!"
-Johnny Bravo
Johnny:Pops, am I a...gentleman?
Pops:(stares for a second)BWHAHAHA!
Johnny: MFFFFFHH!
Creepy Doctor: What's that? You feel like, a sandwich? That's funny, you don't look like a sandwich.
(presses button that makes bed fold up with Johnny inside.)
There, now you look like a sandwich.
Johnny: So enough about me, Lets talk more about me
Pops: "Johnny, just cut the mop of your head!"
Doll: I give
Johnny: As in give up?
Doll: No I give you a hand gernade
-Johnny Bravo and a Doll
Johnny Bravo: Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!

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