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Raven: The Three Musketeers! Eddie: The Three Amigos! Chelsea: The Three Blind Mice! [pause] That's not really fair. You guys took all the good ones.
-Raven Eddie Chelsea Raven: Ya NASTY!
-Raven 'Have you been using my CD player again?' 'No...' 'Then why is there *bologna* in it?'
-Raven Corey 'If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.' 'Um, we're not even *in* a kitchen. Hello?'
-Roy & Chelsea 'Okay, so Eddie, what kind of pancakes do you want? We got blueberry, raspberry, and strawberry.' 'How about Hallieberry?'
-Victor and Eddie [Raven gets squirt with grapejuice] Raven: Oh, I'm melting! I'm melting!
-Raven Raven: How do I look? Eddie: Rae, the bale's not hiding the booty.
-Raven Eddie I'm such a bossy boots!
-Raven Chantel: I love you, Snookypuss. Eddie: I love you too, Cookielips. Chelsea: Aww, Ray, that's so cute.Hey, how come we don't have any cute nick-names? Raven: Oh, ok... Biscuit-head. Chelsea: Awww!
-Chantel Eddie Chelsea Raven Oh, SNAP!
-Raven Baxter Raven: That darn Corey! Corey: Me?...She broke my pillow!
-Raven Corey My sister and me, my sister and me We stick together like a dog and a flea And no one ever better try to come between My lovin' sister and me
-Raven and Sydney Raven: Dad, what's going on between you and Leonard Stevenson? Chelsea: AAAAAAH!
-Raven Chelsea Check out Horace y'all, looks like he was just beamed down from Planet Dweeb!
-Eddie (Playing a deliveryboy on a tv show) Deeeeelivery!
-Corey I've got a pinecone. Yes I do. I've got a pinecone. How 'bout you?
-Chelsea singing Cory: The Juicer thinks you're cute Kayla:Do you want to know what I think? I think you're cute.
-Cory Kayla Eddie and Raven sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P.
-Chelsea I'll get you and your little homies too!
-Dr. Stuckerman as the Wicked Witch of the West I am a lowley pledge I am lower than a worms belly button I live only to serve my Sigma brothers yey yehey
-Eddie Cow, cow, where art thou? You're in my stomach now.
-Chelsea MP: so u admit you ate the cake? R: yes yes yes yes! MP: well then could you admit it to that camera over there? R: yes we admit it, we ate the-camera!?!
-raven and Ms. Paterson Jesse:Wait! I love my hair, what gel is it?
Raven: Toothpaste! Raven: Why can't I have a zit like everyone else?
Chelsea: Hello! I have a zit and a tail! Cory: (Rapping) Your...feet stink...your...tongue is...pink. Your breath...smells...bad. Like a...bad smell...Can't touch this. Corey: Daddy, if I was gonna be myself, I'd be upstairs playing video games in my underwear. Victor: How come you always have to get in his face like that? You're his big sister. You should know better.
Raven: Dad, this is part of the morning routine, okay? Take a bath, brush my teeth, fight with Cory, eat a muffin. Eddie: Relax Raven. My brother he says he hates me all the time.
Raven: Eddie, your brother is only two. All he can say is "I hate you" and "I have poopy in my pants." Raven: Okay, what are you looking at?
Cory: Nothing...but now I am. Hello, Chelsea baby!
Chelsea: Okay, Cory, you're ten; I'm fifteen.
Raven: Which means she's old enough to be grossed out by you. (to Miles) And who are you?
Miles: Pleased to meet you. I'm Miles Bonet.
Raven: Well, aren't you the cutest little thing! I'm Raven.
Cory: He just moved here from Florida.
Raven: And if you go back can you please take my little brother with you?
Chelsea: Raven, can we go now 'cause Cory's starting to get those driplets of drool. It's really gross. Raven: 28 minutes and 19 seconds; that's how long me and my nose have been in there. The good news, we finished the project. The bad news, we have to burn the couch. Raven: That's the beauty of make-up!
Eddie: So what do you really look like under there?
Raven: You'll never know. Raven: You know what they said: "if you love someone, you've got to let them go". I love you Chelsea, go. (Raven pushs Chelsea) Carly: She belongs with us.
Eddie: She belongs with us.
Raven: I belong on the ground. Raven/Corey: Pushover! Pushover! Pushover! Pushover! Raven: I'm psychic and I didn't see this coming! Andrea: You remember that pony I had?
Raven: Yeah
Andrea: Made it up
Raven: Well you remember that soccer trophy I had?
Andrea: Uh huh
Raven: Garage sale. $2.50. Eddie: (to Cory) Well look at it this way, in four years you'll be fourteen but then Chelsea will be nineteen. And she still won't be looking your way. But by then I'll be dating college girls! Muffy: Alana says you should say it, not spray it.
Mr. Lawler: I don't get your p-p-point. Chelsea (singing): On top of Old Oaky, All covered with leaves.
Senorita Rodriguez (also singing): Oh Chelsea stop singing. I'm begging you please.
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