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The Ren & Stimpy Show Quotes

Quotes

Ren. You're... you're angry?
-Stimpy
Leave Everything to me.
-Powdered Toast man
Leave Everything to me.
-Powdered Toast man
You sick little monkey!
-Ren
BAD JU-JU! Tuesday the 17th is the most unluckyest day of the year!
-Stimpy
Remember the royal anthem of the kilted yaksmen!!!
-Stimpy
No, sir. I don't like it.

-Mr. Horse
You eeediot!
-Ren
You filthy swine!!! I will kill you!!!!!!
-Ren
-S-*Goes to push button.*
-R- Don't touch that! That's the history eraser button, you fool!
-Ren & Stimpy
JOY!
-Stimpy
What is it, man?
-Ren
"We're Marooned"
"Just like the title of this cartoon"
-Ren & Stimpy
Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? (dun, dun, dun). Who can skip in the mud without scraping his knees? What kind of wonderful guy? It's Muddy - Mudskipper - he's Muddy - Mudskipper -- it's the MUDDY-- MUDDD --- Skiippperrrr SHOOWWWW!!!"
-Muddy Mudskipper Theme Song
You bloated sack of protoplazsms!!!!!
-Ren
POWDERED TOAST MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Powdered Toast Man
No Sir. I don't Like it
-Mr. Horse
I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
-Stinky Whizzleteats
I told you id shoot!....but you didnt believe me.....WHY didnt you believe ME?!
-Stinky Whizzleteats
S. Ren! you'll never believe what happened!! R. What happened Stimpy? S. Something came out of my BUTT!!
R. That's nice Stimpy somthing came out of your butt.
-Ren & Stimpy
And please give me Huge pectoral muscles. AMEN!
-Ren
Counting Down!! 10....9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1!! Blast off into adventure in the year four hundred billion! With Commander Hoek and his faithful companion Cadet Stimpy!
-Announcer
YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASUM!!!
-Ren
Hello ma'am, would you like to buy some rubber Neeeeeples???

- Ren
Ren: "Alright, Stimpy! I'm losing my patience! Let's get this over with!"
Stimpy: "Hey, look, Ren! We're earning another badge: The "Falling On Jagged Rocks" Badge!"
(Stimpy sits on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial)
Stimpy: "A-And I'd like a bike, and a Betsy Wetsherself doll, and a Cheesy-Bake Oven, and a Pulpy The Pup doll, and a gajillion green army men, and a-"
Ren: "Get down from there! That's not Santa Claus; it's a memorial!"
Stimpy: "A memorial? I didn't know Santa Claus was DEAD...!" (cries out loud)
kids you gotta love em
stimpy

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