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That's what I said, don't you listen?
-Michelle You are a paramecium brain
-D.J. How rude!
-Stephanie You got it dude!
-Michelle You're in big troulbe Mr!
-Michelle Have Mercy!
-Jesse Well blow me down agg agg agg agg agg!
-Joey ( in popeye voice) Ahh the smell of clorox in the morning.
-Danny You liitle Chicken Wing!
-Dj Hey squirt
-Kimmy This man is not a hamburger and I am not a side of fries! And you sir, are a chicken mcnugget! Joey you gonna quit or order a happy meal?
-Joey Hola, Tanneritos
-Kimmy Gibbler WHOA BABY!
-Michelle The doggy ate my ouce-cream!
-Michelle Hey, if you're going to steal my jokes, at least say them right. You yahoo bird!
-Joey How ya gonna roast roast the TURKEY?
-Stephanie Politeness week is 0VER!
-Michelle There's a car in the Kitchen
-Michelle This is no fun, no fun, looking at the wall
-Michelle My shoe is wet
-Danny Why do you sound like a Mickey Mouse?
-Michelle Get away from my stuff you little nerdbomer
-Dj awe nuts!
-Michelle Nicky? Alex? What are you doing with Rigby? I told you you couldn't have him.
-Michelle Well, pin a rose on your nose.
-Stephanie Who's Paul? Who's Paul?
-Jesse Stephanie: Oh great! Kimmy's here! Michelle: (playing *shadow*) Oh great! Kimmy's here!
-Stephanie and Michelle Jesse: Ok, sing this: I got you babe, Sing It! Michelle: I got babe. Jesse: Ok, that covers it, you be Sonny!, I got you babe.Michelle: I rota babe
-Jesse and Michelle Gee, I hope someone drops a burger on the floor
-Comet (thinking) THE DUCK! THE DUCK!
-StephaniE We'll call this the "before" picture! (later) We'll call this the "after" picture!
-D.J Uh, thankya vurry much.
-Jessie (thinking) Boring, boring, why is my daddy so boring?
-Michelle My pancakes!
-Michelle M: You're a hunk!
H: What's that?
M: It's what DJ calls the paper boy.
-Michelle and Howie Your as funny as Bugs Bunny
-Michelle What's up munchkin?
-Jesse D.J.'s gonna have a cow!!!!
-Michelle oh,my boys,im so proud your having a great hair day!
-jessie talking to nikki and alex jessie-''capeish?''-michelle-''capeish!''
-jessie + michelle (after Kimmy barges in) We should lock that door more often.
OR
Ever heard of the door bell.
-Danny or Joey or Jesse (kimmy walks in door without knoking)j:kimmy dont you ever knock?k:no one was in their underwear.when your in your underwear i knock
-jessie talkin to kimmy I'm here!your rugrat rangler!
-kimmy [talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?
-Stephanie cut it out
-joey They threw bread at the kid?!
-Danny Steph why is michelle afaird to come upstairs oh kimmy's here.
-Danny D.J.: Oh Mylanta.
-D.J. Kimmy:Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.
-Kimmy Steph There's a car in the kitchen!
-Michelle That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.
-Joey I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
-Kimmy Gibbler This is not polite this is not polite tis not polite
-Michelle Bret, do this mean what I think this means?
-Stef Freeze slime!
-Jessie Yeah that's great! Who are they?
-D.J. *in TV star mode* Thank you, thank you, cut it out!
-Joey Hey kimmy. Big Bird called...he wants his legs back.
-Stephanie He's coming, he's coming,he's coming,he's comeing!...He's Here.
-Michelle Becky: "should I take notes oh wise one?" Jesse: "wouldnt hurt.
-Becky/Jesse Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
-D.J. [to Stephanie] You let Kimmy Gibbler punch a hole in your body? Why didn't you just fall on a rusty nail?
-D.J. Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!' 'Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?' 'Not if its a girl.
-Steph D.J. Jesse- "We're sleeee-ping honeee-y"
Joey- "Then why are you talking ang-eeeel?!"
Jesse (to Becky)- "It's the big kid!"
-Joey Pablo- Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world Danny- She's okay
-Pablo and Danyy DJ-Michelle, do you kno how joeys car got in the kitchen?
M- yes i do
Dj-ok how?
M-thru the window
-DJ and michelle (Looking at note in Jesse's hand) *thinking* "I gotta learn to read."
-Michelle I told you, only buy the middle!
-Michelle *Michelle pulls his hair*not the hair!
-Jesse Duck face
-stepane
So before you were a stud you were a spud
-joey saying about jesse
bye bye fat
-Michele Tanner
"dont hate me cause im beutyful"
-Kimmy Gibbler(btw she is so totally cool)(added by brittany) dont hate my cuz im beautyful
-Kimmy Gibbler Howie no bye-bye. Howie no bye-bye... -Michelle Joey: Germs take one look at me and say "hey why waste our time?"
Jesse: Woman say the same thing Joey: walks jess's bike in "Shh" "we made it"
Jess: He walks out from behind santa clause "Its your last christmas tell santa what tomestone you want " I said once around the block do you what once means"
Joey: Hi girls Lets spin around inthe chair for quaters
Jessie Joey:Jess are You really stuck in there?
Jess: Yes
Joey: Are you really really really stuck in there?
Jess: Yes
Joey: Then theres something i always wanted to do to you, *Joey messes jess's hair up
Joey: Closes the door
Jess: Joesph
Joey: Close's it again
Jess: Joesph *say's it as he smiles* You will vote for gibbler You will vote for gibbler
Kimmy You threw pieces of bread at the kid, stef he's not real duck
Uncle Jessie You Know what they say "small joke small mind"
Uncle Jessie DJJJJ *Yells it very loud*
Kimmy Maybe when i'm 5 people will listen
michelle Joey: What's the state capital of Nevada (?)?
Michelle: I don't know.
Joey: She never knew that! Her memory's back! Kimmy Gibbler said I'd have to wear mouth wires and eat through a hole in my throat.
~Stephanie you got it dude
michelle
i know you are but what am I?
- Joey whatever
Dwayne-
whatever
Duane- Jesse: Let's lay the cards on the table. You don't like me very much do you?
Dick (Rebecca's stuck-up cousin): I like you as an acquaintance. I like you as a mechanic. And I even like you as a waiter. But as a cousin, I've always pictured Rebecca with someone ---- better.
Jesse: Well, I'm not your acquaintance. I'm not your waiter. And if I was your mechanic, you would be having brake problems by now. jesse: read any good books lately?? (pretending to be his old english teacher) hi man........... bye man( michelle answering the phone in the nutty chewy chunk chips episode) Steve: " I heard DJ was driving on the freeway, and I wanted to be there for her first merge." (Steve and DJ kiss)
Danny: " Hey! No merging in my kitchen!" Danny: Stephanie, these are the legendary Beach Boys.
Stephanie (staring at the band): Big boys.
Mike Love: Cute kid. Beach Boy Carl: Is there a D.J. Tanner here?
D.J. Tanner: I'm DJ.
Beach Boy Carl: I heard you're not coming to our concert. Bon Jovi in town? Joey Gladstone: Cut it Out Joey: How does the Batman theme go? "There's a car in the kitchen!"-Michelle
"Yeah,and there's a bus in the bathroom."-D.J. "Living with Michelle is a Nightmare On Sesame Street."-Stephanie hey lady
-Mitchell when answering the phone Steph: Nice try guys, but next time, use one of these.
Joey: Steph, why'd you wait until now to give us the diapers?
Steph: Nobody asked me. Steph: [to Joey and Jesse] Are you gonna cook Michelle?
Joey: We're changing her diaper.
Steph: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey? [Rebecca is a terrible singer]
Jesse: I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key.
Joey: How about the Florida Keys? Jesse: [Playing a video game] Waterfall. Go up! Go up!
Becky: It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!
Jesse: It's enchanted for crying out loud! Joey: [Right after kissing Stacy] Ay chihuahua!
Jesse: Ay chihuahua?
Joey: I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!" Danny: I am stoked! Whatever that means. Michelle: [being the flowergirl] Stop the wedding! Stop the wedding
Danny: What's wrong?
Michelle: I ran out of flowers I’m sorry
D.J.: Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?
Michelle: Yes, I do.
D.J.: How?
Michelle: Through the window.
Michelle: theres a car in the kitchen! Michelle: I want my ouce-cream.
D.J.: You want your ice-cream.
Michelle: That's what I said, don't you listen?
Michelle: Ah, nuts! Michelle: Daddy's a girl.
Steph: No, he's a women.
Kimmy Gibbler: An ugly women.
Becky: Sweetheart, lots of babies are bald.
Jesse: Not me. When I was born, the doctor smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer. Jesse: [on the radio] "And now a message from Vick's Vision Center. Hey, if you're driving, and you need glasses... PULL OVER!" Danny: Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?
Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper. Danny: Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.
Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes. Danny: Oh, man, Becky, that was the toughest contraction yet.
Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way. Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
Jesse: Help. My lips, help. Michelle: Boring, Boring, Why is my daddy so boring
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