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Wash your hands, turn the page....Wash your hands, turn the page....
-Filbert Bad Spunky! No squeaky monkey!
-Rocko That was a HOOT!!!
-Heffer I Hate my Life
-Ed BigHead SPUNKY!
-Rocko kay!
-Dr.Hutichson I'm nauseous.....I'm nauseous....
-Filbert Oh fishsticks.
-Filbert Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby
-Rocko I had this wild, dream electric eels were biting my butt!
-Heffer Look into my nipples of the future.
-Really Really Big Man (singing) Sometimes...
-Dr.Hutichson Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
-Filburt So you see, kids... If we're not nice to Mother Nature... she'll kick your butts.
-Captain Compost Heap I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined.
-Mr. Cheese Rocko: 'I've always liked... rainbows'
Heffer: (gasp) 'Rocko!'
-Rocko and Heffer Nice melons. High-five?
-Filbert A steer cannot live on peanuts alone. I'm going to first class.
-Heffer HOW DARE YOU!
-Hippo Lady A wallaby in a boat waving a fish... That's odd - yet strangely appetizing!
-Eagle I thought I told you to keep your bird away from MY MONKEY!
-Fat man All this toe-chewing is making me hungry. Let's go get some chili
-Heffer Rocko: Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum! Heffer: I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town!
-Rocko Heffer WHAT IN THE HELLL... LO?
-Rocko and Filburt Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing? Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.
-Ed Bighead Rocko If you were a true friend, you'd burn my butt. C'mon, brand me, brand me, brand me.
-Heffer heffer: you know I died once. filbert: really!
-heffer to filbert. Can I have some more cheese
-Octopus Hey can you get that? Thanks a lot.
-Plumber WACKY DELLY, YEAH! WACKY DELLY, YEAH! Sammiches are good!
-Heffer R-E-C-Y-C-L-E recycle!
C-O-N-C-E-R-V-E concerve!
Don't you P-O-L-L-U-T-E, pollute the air or sky or sea.
Or else your gonna get what you deserve.
-Captain Compost Heap My name is...Doc..tor..huTch...in...son K!
-Dr. Hutchinson Cause were on strikeeeeee!!
-Garbage men Laundy day, is a very dangerous day.
-Rocko garbage day, is a very dangerous day.
-Rocko spunky nooooo!!
-rocko Bath day is a very dangerous day.
-Rocko Don't get the fat guy.
-Various people It wasn't the hook. Twas' tartar killed the beast
-Filburt 'Time for my bubble bath. Toot-toot.' 'Coming, Captain Cupcake!'
-Ed Bev Bev: Smell my hand. SMELL IT!!
-Bev Peaches: This is the TV of Heck. TURN IT ON! Heffer: Sure...Uh, Where's the remote? Peaches: YOU FOOL! THERE IS NO REMOTE!
-Peaches and Heffer Roses are red, violets are blue...(sips soda;burps)SUGAR IS SWEET AND I LOVE YOOOU!
-Heffer Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, we place Ed Bighead in the earth's crust.
-Rocko H: He's completley naaaaakkkeeedd. F: And he aint got no clothes on too!
-Heffer & Filbert Citizens of Conglam-O, repeat after me: Wee-Wee!
-Filbert Bev: Oh boys! What are you doing right now? Heffer: We're waiting for Rocko to wake up.
-Bev Heffer 'Say we.' 'What?' 'Say we...we.' 'Oh, okay. Wee-Wee!' 'Hee-Hee-Hee!'
-Heffer Filburt We can't drink that water! Fish are dating in it!
-Filburt Heffer: "Shh! Not around the G-U-R-L" Filburt: "It's a B-O-Y you wig wearing recess monkey!!!"
-Heffer Filburt Will all one legged weasels born on the right side of a watermelon begin boarding please...
-Airplane announcer George: Uh, son, there...uh...comes a time in, er, every man's life when he has to...uh- Heffer: Uh, Dad, is this about the birds and the bees? George: No! Heffer: Are you sure? George: Yes, I'm sure! Heffer: 'Cause if it is, I --George: NO! It's not
-George Heffer My name is Ed Bighead... and I have a meatball problem. (people from the audience applause)
-Mr. Bighead (Holding up a drawing of Betty Bologna) This here's Betty Bologna. She's a girl!
-Rocko Rocko: I'm no comedian! I just have a funny accent!
-Rocko (on the top of the Tower of Pisa) Hey, I can see my Mama's house! Hey Mama Mia look at me-a....oops-a.
-Heffer in past life Rocko, you need to loosen up. You're a little too reluctent to embrace the French Cuisine
-Heffer Where are you Really Really Big man?!
-Filbert I'M A WILD PIG!
-Pig Boy, you got fat.
-Granny rocko My shorts are chafing me!!!
-Heffer Wolfe ask me what time it is
-filbert Peaches: "Now turn to Channel 3..."
Heffer: "Okay, sure... But where's the remote?"
Peaches: "You poor fool... Still don't know where you are, do you?! THERE IS NO REMOTE!!!" TV Announcer: "Stay tuned for more 'Sweating In Your Undies'..." Spunky. Pewwww. Bad dog -Rocko I HATE BALONEY!!: Wennier Baloney: *rockos voice* Boy! What a beautiful day! Flibert: The cheese! The cheese is the best character!
Mr Bighead: Rocko? *twiches* R-Rocko? Rocko: Spunky! No squeaky monkey!
Spunky: *squeaks it spooky Rocko* The Cheese: I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW! I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED! When things get dicey, kick 'em in the hiney.
-Heffer Go tune a petunia at once, corncob. Makes a great meat substitute for undershorts.
Heffer (brainless) A wallaby is like a kangaroo, only, smaller.
-Rocko Filbert: "Ed Bighead, I am your consensus..."
Heffer: (to Filbert) "I'm his consensus, too!"
Filbert: "What?"
Heffer: "Don't say 'I'; say 'we'."
Filbert: "What?"
Heffer: "We! We!"
Filbert: "Oh, okay... We we." "No! I don't wanna go! I like it here! It's warm!!"
-Granny Wolf
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