Estelle Winslow:
"Way to go, Carl."
Eddie:
"Big news buddy! Walter and Maxine are incommunicado!"
Waldo:
"Is that in Mexico?"
Eddie:
"No, they're not speaking to each other! Roger dumped her!"
Waldo:
"He left her in Mexico?!"
Eddie:
"They're not in Mexico, here's your chance, man!"
Waldo:
"I don't want to go to Mexico!"
Teacher:
"Waldo, what a turkey!"
Waldo:
"You don't have to like it just don't call me names."
Kid:
"Waldo, say hello to St. Laura"
Waldo:
"Laura Winslow."
Eddie:
"OK Waldo. When I say the word, I want you to get in the windows as fast as you can. Go!"
Waldo:
"Is that the word?"
Eddie:
"Yes."
Waldo:
"The word is yes?"
Eddie:
"Run!"
Waldo:
"I'm not waiting for you to make up word mind which word to use! I'm going!"
Waldo:
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Here."
Steve Urkel:
"Ssssh, not while I'm pouring."
Steve Urkel:
"Uh, Eddie, is this a bad time?"
Eddie:
"Steve, I just got dumped."
Steve Urkel:
"Oh, good! Then you're free!"
Eddie:
"I guess this means you're gonna ground us, huh?"
Harriette:
"Into dust!"
Steve:
""Mmm, steak. You ever been down to the slaughterhouse? It's fascinating. One minute, "Moo!" The next minute... rump roast!""
Laura:
"[Steve is eating frozen fish sticks out of the box]
Steve, you're supposed to cook those!"
Steve Urkel:
"And lose that wonderful ocean flavor?"
Steve Urkel:
"I have a lot of personal experience in first aid. I got a nosebleed at birth. My doctor slapped the wrong end."
Laura Winslow:
"Gee, Steve... Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you."
Waldo Geraldo Faldo:
"Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them!"
Laura:
"Where did you get the money for this?"
Steve Urkel:
"From my stay-away fund. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them!"
Carl:
"This baby has a remote. I'll be in all the videos."
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow:
"Then, you'll need a wide-angle lense."
Lt. Murtaugh:
"They're sending in that Urkel kid."
Carl:
"What??? We've got cheerleaders taller than him!"
Eddie:
"Dad you embarrassed me in front of my friends."
Carl:
"Well, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel."
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