Akane:
""Ranma, you two-timing, womanizing, SON OF A BITCH!""
Happosai:
"OH, SWEET-O!!!
-Happosai"
Ranma (after being hit by someone):
"What did you do THAT for?"
Ryoga Hibiki:
"Just you wait, Ranma!
-Ryoga Hibiki"
Akane:
"I love you Ranma! Love you lots!
-Akane"
Shampoo:
"Akane, when you get so heavy?
-Shampoo"
Shampoo:
"Shampoo love boy-type Ranma..maybe pervert-girl like only girl-type Ranma? Tell truth now...
-Shampoo"
Shampoo:
"People who play with women's heart go very bad place...
-Shampoo"
Shampoo:
"Nihao Ranma! Today beautiful...
-Shampoo"
Happosai:
"A brassierre! Brassierre! Hoo hoo!
-Happosai"
Jusenkyo Guide:
"Oh, too bad, you fall in Nyannichuan. Spring of Drowned Girl. There very tragic legend of a young girl who drown there 1500 year ago. Now whoever fall in spring take body of a young girl...
-Jusenkyo Guide"
Akane:
""I am NOT jealous!" *beating up Ranma*
-Akane"
Ryoga:
"Who are you calling P-Chan?
-Ryoga"
Ryoga:
"Baksai tensetsu!
-Ryoga"
Ranma:
"Look at it, Jolly Green Giant meltdown, if you'd been cooking we'd all be dead by now.
-Ranma"
Ranma:
"Hiryuu shoten ha!
-Ranma"
Ranma:
"If you don't give Akane back, you'll all die....from her terrible cooking!
-Ranma"
happosai:
"what has shampoo got against perverts!!!!
-happosai"
Happosai:
"What a haul! What a haul!
-Happosai"