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Lucas:
"Are you referring to the size of my penis?"
Bruno:
"Yeah, I am."
Lucas:
"With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. Besides, I'm not semi-erect like some of you guys here."
Bruno:
"What did you say?"
Lucas:
"A University of Chicago study. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Hey, yours seems to be growing even now."
Bruno:
"The hell it is!"
Lucas:
"It IS, look!"
Lucas
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