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Galwain, it's starting again.
-Eunice I guess that ought to give those little suckers something to think about!
-Eunice I recognized the knock. It's prepubescent.
-Eunice An adult wouldn't have neat stuff like this.
-Harry Jr. Oh, I like all this stuff! I've had it for years.
-Eunice Eunice, are you a witch?
-Harry Jr I'm here because I have to be.
-Eunice Beauty fades with age.
-Wendy I was a princess, and that seemed a dull thing to be, to me.
-Eunice Could you teach me to be a magician?
-Harry Jr. It's like she's a pod person from the planet Mars.
-Harry Jr. Friday, yes. That's when it all would have started.
-Eunice Do you know what day Friday was? Walpurgis night, witches' sabbath, a day when all the denizens of the unknown cavort.
-Eunice Party hardy, Harry!
-Galwain This whole transformation takes about 72 hours, so we really don't have much time left.
-Eunice Harry, your sister isn't an alien. She's something much worse.
-Eunice Well, I'm one adult who has good reason to tell you to do that.
-Eunice You seem to be at peace with the world around you.
-Wendy But you can't die, Malcolm. You're too special.
-Wendy It's funny what you think about when you're a child.
-Malcolm Does it look as though I'm having a problem?
-Eunice You're looking for whales to harpoon, right?
-Harry Sr. You must be Harry's father. That explains his interest in monster movies.
-Eunice What's the matter? Everybody in the building is just disappearing, that's all, one by one!
-Eunice Do you know what day it was when they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima?
-Eunice She may look like Wendy, she may act like Wendy, she may even dress like Wendy, but she - she's something else.
-Harry Jr. Honey, did you do a lot of drugs before we met?
-Harry Sr. Welcome, brother elf.
-Torok I love family life!
-Harry Sr. Buzz off, you little creeps!
-Eunice I don't hang out with liars.
-Eunice I saw Wendy last night like she really is -- not when she's Wendy.
-Harry Jr. That, Harry, my boy, is a troll. Or more specifically, Torok the troll.
-Eunice Now, before there were countries, before there were presidents, there was just the world, one big place.
-Eunice He still wants to rule the world with his army, and that's why he's here.
-Eunice I think he's going from apartment to apartment, transforming sections of this building into different fairy worlds.
-Eunice I think he's going from apartment to apartment, transforming sections of this building into different fairy worlds.
-Eunice When Torok wipes out humanity, he will save one token specimen.
-Eunice Torok has just 3 days in which to complete his universe, or else he misses his cosmic chance.
-Eunice There are just two pieces of the puzzle left. My apartment and yours.
-Eunice Plunge this weapon deep into the heart of Torok's universe.
-Eunice Torok has always been a little melodramatic, so just look for the biggest, most powerful creature you can find.
-Eunice It'll be mean, it'll be ugly and it will not be glad to see you.
-Eunice Torok, you harm one hair on Harry's head and I'll make your life a living hell... for all eternity!
-Eunice Where are all your little friends, Torok? They hiding from me too?
-Eunice All right, if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!
-Eunice All right, kiddo. It's up to you now. Don't blow it!
-Eunice Shut the damned door!
-Eunice He can't take over if you keep him out of your home!
-Eunice He can't take over if you keep him out of your home!
-Eunice ...I'm listening to that tree!
-Harry Sr. You did pretty good in there... for a human.
-Eunice I saw a ratburger joint around the corner.
-Harry Potter Sr. Have you been playing with dead cats?
-Harry Potter Jr. Harry, have you been letting her read your monster magazines?
-Harry Sr. Is she rabid?
-Peter You have the distinction of owning the only two children in this entire building.
-Peter Ratburgers!
-Wendy I'll tell you this much, fire department's really gonna be PO'd.
-Duke I'm Godzilla!
-Wendy ...The apartment faeries did it all.
-Harry Sr. Look, kid, I don't have any candy and I don't play with toys.
-Peter Can I come in? I think I'm gonna throw up.
-Harry Jr. Well, did you pop your cookies?
-Eunice You're sounding like a ninny. What the hell have you got to be afraid of?
-Eunice Keep talking like that, you'll become an adult.
-Eunice Knock before you come in. The door is always open.
-Eunice Are you an elf?
-Wendy Weird kid. Prob'ly reads a lot.
-Duke What does death look like?
-Wendy Harry fell down outside and he went to sleep.
-Wendy You can forget the milk, honey. He's into gin and tonics.
-Harry Sr. I always wanted to run away with the circus when I was a kid.
-Harry Sr.
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