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Someday wi'll find it,the rainbow connection.The Lovers,the Dreamers,and me.
-Kermit You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. There's something irresistable-ish about 'em. We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long. I hope that something better comes along.
-Rowlf the Dog Follow that frog with *me* in the car!
-Doc Hopper It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.
-Rowlf the Dog That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwin.
-Kermit You call that a miss?!
-Gonzo Kermit: "Myth! Myth!" Woman: "Yes?
-Kermit and a Woman Read my lips: Al-e-ga-tours!
-Kermit I'm still wide awake. (falls asleep)
-Fozzie Phone call for Kermit the Frog. You Kermit the Frog?"
"Yeah."
"Phone.
-the Waiter and Kermit Oh, waiter..."
"Yes? May I help you?"
"The uh, the wine, please.
-Kermit and the Waiter Miss Piggy! Miss Piggy! Are you Miss Piggy?"
"Yes."
"Telephone.
-the Waiter and Miss Piggy Kermit: "The patriotic part."
Robin: "Should we stand up?"
Kermit: "No."
-Kermit and Robin Fozzie: I'm a professional. I've had three performances.
-Fozzie I want to eat drums! [chews on a cymbal]'' ''No, no. Beat drums, beat drums!
-Animal Dr. Teeth Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.
-Fozzie Life's like a movie. Write your own ending.
-Kermit Welcome to our laboratory. Please don't touch anything.
-Dr. Bunsen Honeydew "The flim is okie-dokie!"
-Swedish Chef Gonzo: "Ga-ga? I'll take the whole bunch!"
Camilla: "Ga-ga! Ga-ga! Aww..."
-Gonzo and Camilla Miss Piggy: "Kermit, whisper sweet nothings into my ear."
Kermit: "Uh, motorcycle cop."
Miss Piggy: " 'Motorcycle cop' is a sweet nothing?"
Kermit: "A motorcycle cop is chasing us."
-Miss Piggy and Kermit Kermit: "Uh, we'll take that one for $11.95." (Mad Man Mooney gasps in bewilderment)
Gonzo: "That's our $12.00 trade-in. You owe us a nickel!"
-Kermit and Gonzo Hey! Hey, where're you going? Hey, wait for me! I wanna go to Hollywood! Hey, wait for me! Come on guys! Wait, please! I wanna go to Hollywood!
-Jack Jack: "Jack not name, Jack job!"
Mad Man Mooney: "How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?"
-Jack aka Sweetums and Mad Man Mooney Floyd: "Down, Animal!"
Animal: "DOWN!"
Floyd: "Back!"
Animal: BACK!"
Floyd: "Sit!"
Animal: "SIT!"
-Floyd and Animal (about Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem) "They don't look like Presbyterians to me."
-Fozzie I'm going to go back there someday.
-Gonzo Gonzo: "Well, I wanna go to Bombay, India and become a movie star."
Fozzie: "You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going--Hollywood!"
Gonzo: "Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way."
Fozzie: "We picked up a weirdo.
-Gonzo and Fozzie Let's start things off with a bang!" (sound of a gunshot) "Thank you, sir! Wacca-wacca-wacca-wacca-wacca!
-Fozzie Would you like to smell the bottle cap?
-Waiter (steve martin) Zoot, sax is your axe. Uh-oh, Zoot skipped a groove again!
-Floyd Can you get behind it?
-Janice Fozzy: Drinks are on the house. (the entire bar clears out) Works every time.
Fozzy braking up the fight. No thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try and break into Public Television.
Big Bird Kermit: Turn left at the fork in the road
Fozzie: Fork in the road!
Kermit: I Don't believe that
( Big Fork sticking in the road) Kermit: "Too bad the Dancing Girls are on vacation, and the crowd's getting ugly."
Fozzie: "You think this crowd's ugly, you should see the Dancing Girls." El Sleezo Pianist: "And now, filling in for the vacationing El Sleezo Dancing Girls, the funny, furry, fabulous--Fozzie Bear!"
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