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Uh-Huh
-Uh-Huh (Off-key singing) Yooouuu are so beautiful, to meeeeeeeee...(bubbles fly out.)
-Alfalfa Oh, Alfalfa. You are a sweetiepoo.
-Darla Uh-huh: Ah-ah.
-Uh-huh Oh, no, not pickles! Ooohhh, yeeuck!
-Butch and Woim Nothin' beats a buck and a duck!
-Butch Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy--loan...denied!
-Mr. Wells Oohhhh-tay!
-Porky and Buckweet We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar, hey-hey-hey-hey." (repeats)
-Buckweet Our lives are over.
-Froggy You're not people. You're kids.
-Mr. Wells If you were my kids, I'd punish you!" "If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves!
-Mr. Wells and Stymie Wood doesn't grow on trees.
-Stymie We gotta learn to read.
-Porky We are He-Man Wuman Haters, we feed girls to alligators, our clubhouse burned down mightly low, but we have a plan to make some dough!
-The He-Man Wuman Haters Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
-Buckwheat Alfalfa: "Then the clouds opened up and God said, 'I hate you, Alfalfa!'"
-Alfalfa Butch: "Any last words?" Alfalfa: "Uh, yeah! See ya
-Butch and Alfalfa Buckwheat: "Quick, what's the number for 911?!"
-Buckwheat Why am I soaking wet?" "Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
-Alfalfa Porky You and Alfalfa have to be friends again! You're like Ernie and Bert, Superman and Clark Kent!
-Stymie Buckwheat: "Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?" Uh-Huh: "Uh-Huh!"
-Buckwheat and Uh-Huh Buckwheat: "Hey, there's my mom!" Porky: [sarcastically] "Whoopi!"
-Buckwheat and Porky We're going to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!
-Buckweet Butch: "When's the last time we beat you up?"
Alfalfa: "Well, let's see...today's the 10th, 30 days hath September, April, June, and November. It's not a leap year. Yyyyyesterday.
-Butch and Alfalfa Butch: "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Woim?"
Woim: Yeah, Butch. What're we thinkin' ?"
Butch: "How much fun it's gonna be to STOMP those guys in the race.
-Butch and Woim Men, could I have an azuga?
-Froggy Stymie: "Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!"
Porky: "That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter."
-Stymie and Porky Alfalfa: The two if us will be singing a duet. Together.
Waldo: How redundant.
Alfalfa: Thank you. A.J. Ferguson: Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me? [Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla]
Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
Uh Huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them. Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you're so refined!
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!
Alfalfa: "Hold on to your beanie!" Buckwheat: Do you like pickles?
Porky: i think they stink!
Buckhwheat: I love pickles
Porky: My mum makes me eat them
Buckwheat: Im crazy about em!
Porky: I'll sell you my pickle for a dickle
Buckwheat: How bout 2 cents..
Porky:Ok
Buckwheat: Ive got two pickles ive got two pickles, ive got two pickles today .. hey hey.. a doo daaa dii daa doo da day!.. ive got tow pickles today! hey hey! Buckwheat: "What was number 2?" (Porky whispers in his ear) "No! Not that! The other number 2." Spanky: "Hiya, pal!"
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