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Who wants to try to out drive the golf ball wacker guy?
-Happy Shooter: I eat peices of sh*t like you for breakfast in the morning.
Happy: You eat peices of sh*t for breakfast in the morning?
Shooter: No!
-Happy and shooter What? Freinds listen to endless love in the dark....
-Happy Meesta Meesta Get me outa here!!!
-Meesta meesta lady The Price is wrong B*tch!!!
-Happy to Bob Barker You will not make this putt Jack@ss!!
-Shooter's friend Happy: I am a hockey Player!
Virginia: Really? What team do you play for?
-Happy and Virginia You may as well buy some lotion Gilmore cuz you're never gonna get out of that sand ya jackass!
-Shooter's Assistant Golf is for people with goofy pants and fat A$$es. you should talk to my neighbor. Huge A$$.
-Happy So tell me, how's that nice girlfriend of yours?"
"Oh, she got hit by a car she's dead.
-Grandma and Happy I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.
-Bob Barker YOU'RE GUNNA DIE CLOWN!
-Happy -high pitched voice- somebodys closer!
-Happy Now your'e gonna get it, Bobby!!!
-Happy To Bob Barker Shooter: Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Why don't I just roll in the hay? I can make things out of clay. Bob Barker: This guy sucks. Happy Gilmore: That guy is driving me crazy.
Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You not getting the ball into the hole. Jeering Man: Hey Gilmore, you suck you jackass.
Happy Gilmore: Why don't you shut the hell up? I would like to hit him, but I can't. I bet you get a lot of that on Let's Make A Deal.
Bob Barker: It's The Price is Right Happy. Mr. Larsen: That's two thus far Shooter.
Shooter: So you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larsen: And you can count --- on me waiting for you out in the parking lot.
The crowd: Oooooh. Run Shooter.
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