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All of this for a loaf of bread?
-Aladdin 'scuse me? *scoffs* Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walkin' out on me, I don't think so. Not right now. You're gettin' your wishes so SIT DOWN!!
-Genie Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
-Aladdin Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel!
-Genie Three wishes... and X, nay on wishing for more wishes! That's it! Three! Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds!
-Genie [apeing Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe it. I'm losin' to a rug!
-Genie Abu, this is no time to panic! Start panicing!!
-Aladdin WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?
-The Big Blue Thing You will order the princess to marry me. I will order the princess to...but your'e so old. The princess WILL marry me!
-Jafa and the Sultan Let's make some MAGIC!!
-Genie Genie: (becomes three cheerleaders w/ A's on sweaters) Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Snake Jafar: You ssssstay out of thisssss!
Genie: (one cheerleader, waves tiny flag w/ J on it) Jafar, Jafar, he's our man.
-Genie and Snake Jafar He's a little punch drunk; one too many hits from the snake!
-Genie Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders oughta chill him out!
-Genie Hoo-boy...he's cracked, he's gone nuts. Hey, Jafar! JAFAR! GET A GRIP! Urp....good grip!
-Iago Sultan: And this is my councilor, Jafar. He's happy to see you, too.
Jafar: Ecstatic.
-Sultan and Jafar Al, I can't help you, I'm working for Senior Psychopath now!
-Genie Genie: Dost my ears decieve me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy! Al: Ah, no, I didn't actually wish to get out of the cave...you did that on your own. Genie: (jaw drops) Boy, I feel sheepish. (turns self into sheep) Awright, you baaaaad boy...but no more
-Aladdin and Genie Lady: Getting in to trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin? Al: Trouble? No way! You're only in trouble if you get caught. Guard: GOTCHA! Al: I'm in trouble!
-Aladdin, Ladies, and Guard It's all part 'n parcel of the whole genie gig: PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!!! Eeeetibity living space!
-Genie How in the he-...ahem...SQUAWK!!
-Iago the Parrot I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it...look at this, look at this, I'm so ticked off that I'm MOLTING!
-Iago the Parrot Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't exit until the rug has come to a complete stop.
-Genie as an airline attendant You got a problem, Pinkie?
-Iago Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it.....GREAT!
-Genie Guard: He's got a sword.
Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords.
-Guards Ohh... look at this. I have never seen one of these intacted before. This is the famous dead sea tupperware. Listen... *Phat*.. ahh! Still good!
-Guy at the start I love the way your *foul* little mind works!
-Jafar I'm NOT worthless! And I DON"T have fleas!" (sighs) "Come on, Abu. Let's go home.
-Aladdin When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of YOU!
-Jasmine HA! YOU are a *worthless* street rat! You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!
-Prince Achmed Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorceror Jafar!
-Iago Say--you're a *lot* smaller than my last master.
-Genie Don't toy with me!
-Jafar Bring me the lamp! The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine
-Jafar I think it's time to say good-bye to Prince Abubu!
-Jafar Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince!
-Aladdin Aladdin: "Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?"
Jafar: "A snake, am I? Perhaps you would like to see how sssssnake-like I can be!"
-Aladdin and Jafar Iago: "Look at them. Cheering that little pipsqeak!"
Jafar: "Let them cheer."
-Iago and Jafar Please. Please come closer." (camera quickly zooms in, but too close) "Oops. Too close. A little too close." (camera pulls back out) "There!
-Guy at the start You! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
-Jafar Abu! Don't--touch--anything! We've gotta find that lamp.
-Aladdin "Ta-da! Hail the conquering hero!" (turns into a one-man band until he sees Aladdin plodding back to his room)
-Genie All right, Sparky, here's the deal: if you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it? Tell her, the TRUTH!
-Genie I'm kinda fond of you, too, Al. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
-Genie Jafar Jafar hes our man if he can't do it...GREAT!
-Genie 10,000 YEARS! can give you such a crick in the neck oy!
-Genie Good Girls take off their clothes.
-Aladdin now where was i, ah yes abject humiliation
-Jafar Sultan: "Jafar, I order you to stop!"
Jafar: "Ah, but a new order now: MY orders! Finally, YOU shall bow to me!"
Jasmine: "We will never bow to you!"
Iago: "Why am I not surprised??"
Jafar: "If you won't bow before me as a sultan...THEN YOU SHALL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!!!" Aladdin: "Good kitty, get up in go." or is it "Good teenagers, take off your clothes." Welcome to Agraba. City of mystery, of enchantment. And the finest merchandise in stock and on sale today! Come on down! Ha ha ha.
-Merchant in the Begining
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