Richard:
"Housekeeping. You want me for pillow?"
Tommy:
"Please go away, let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
Richard:
"Try association. If the average person uses 10% of their brain, how much do you use? 1 and 1/2%. The rest is clogged with malted hopps and bong resin."
Tommy:
"I'd better not. I have what doctors call, little bit of a weight problem."
Tommy:
"Man did i get dousched with mud!"
Paul:
"Hey Chucko, that doesn't smell like mud."
Paul:
"These shoes are Italian, they're worth more than your life."
Tommy:
"Need a little wind here."
Tommy imitating his father:
"Quit playing with your dingy!"
Secuity Guard to news camera:
"After he hit me many many many many times on the head, i had to give him my gun......I got kids.""
Tommy:
"Hey i can stick my head up a bulls ass but id rather takes the butchers word for it."
Richard:
"Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."
Tommy:
"(singing) Fat guy in a little coat... Fat guy in a little coat..."
Tommy:
"YOU'D BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD OF SKINNY PUNKS THAT THIS WIND DOESN'T PICK UP; CAUSE I'LL SWIM OVER THERE, AND JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS!!!"
Tommy:
"Go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
-Tommy"
richard:
"(in a foreign accent) House a keeping! Would you like a pillow?
-richard"
-Richard:
"Its called reading, top to bottom left to right put words to gether to make a sentence. Tylonal for any headachs, midlof
for any cramps.
--Richard"
Tommy:
"(talking through a fan) LA LA LA LUUUUUUUKE LUUUUUUUKE I AM YOUR FATHURRRRRR!
-Tommy"
Random Kid:
"no! you need to drop a couple hundred pounds blimp!
-Random Kid"
Tommy:
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF THE LADY PUNK!
-Tommy"
Tommy:
"That'll Leave A Mark
-Tommy"
richard:
"ugh I can actually hear you getting fatter!
-richard"