Mrs. Helperman:
"[to Leonard] Did you just say "Spot"?"
Spot/Scott:
"[emerging in his Scott clothes] No, Mrs. Helperman, he said "Scott"."
Spot/Scott:
"So this is what it's like to be human, huh? [He sits on the bed, and then lies back] Sittin' alone in a dump on your tailless butt, just twiddlin' your opposable thumbs. Top of the world, ma! [He sighs, then sobs, then curls up into a little ball on the bed] Top of the world."
Spot/Scott:
"[as Grandma Leadready] Young lady, I missed my chance to go to Florida when I was the boy's age. And look at what a bitter old woman it turned me into!"
Mrs. Helperman:
"Oh, you must be Scott's gran..."
Spot/Scott:
"[as Grandma Leadready] I CAN'T TALK TO YOU I'M TOO BITTER!"
Spot/Scott:
"[as Mrs. Leadready] Why, Mary Lou Helperman! Hello and halleloo! If you weren't just sent from Heaven above to take our dear little Scott to Flor..."
Mrs. Helperman:
"I'm sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Leadready, but do you wanna hear the funniest thing? I brought that exact same dress on this trip!"
Spot/Scott:
"Oh, that is funny! You are a stitch! Anyway, back to poor Scott. He so desperately wants to go to Florid..."
Mrs. Helperman:
"And I believe I packed that same shade of lipstick, too!"
Spot/Scott:
"Really? What a coinkidink! Anyway, as I was saying..."
Mrs. Helperman:
"And those earrings look awfully familiar!"
Spot/Scott:
"ARE YOU GONNA TAKE HIM OR NOT?... Darlin'."
Spot/Scott:
"Leonard, wake up and smell the kibble!"
Pretty Boy:
"Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly?"
Mr. Jolly:
"It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?"
Spot/Scott:
"Florida. A land of surprises."
Mrs. Helperman:
"After all the trouble Mr. Manly-Manning has gone to, the least we can do is invite him in for a cup of coffee."
Leonard:
"Coffee?"
Spot/Scott:
"I always wanted to try coffee. [Moments later, Scott has tried coffee and is completely hyped up] Boy, it's true what they say! What a beverage! Who'd believe that little brown bean from Brazil could pack such mellow, rich-roasting, good-to-the-last-drop flavor? By the way, were you aware that our 26th President, Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt who originally coined the phrase "Good to the last drop"? Little known fact but true."
Pretty Boy:
"We made it. We made it! Florida at last! I told you we were small but mighty!"
Leonard:
"You're supposed to be my dog."
Ivan Krank:
"Then I shall make you a boy."
Spot/Scott:
"I'm a really big boy."
Spot/Scott:
"Oh, isn't there, Dr. Wacko?"
Spot/Scott:
"Really? I thought it was kind of edgy."
Adele:
"Ohh, please, just squish me now."
Spot/Scott:
"We're rich! We're rich!"
Leonard:
"We're rich! We're rich!"
Spot/Scott:
"Lost Dog Reward 100 Dollars, That'll do."
Leonard:
"Lost Dog Reward 100 Dollars, That'll do."
Spot/Scott:
"Oh, we gotta start renting you some more classic animated movies."
Barry Anger:
"You stupid people with no lives... are watching "The Barry Anger Show"!"