Rachel:
"What is this?"
Mr. Tophat:
"Isn't it obvious? This is a trap."
Mr. Tophat:
"It's all part of the show."
Mr. Tophat:
"What's wrong, little girl? I thought you liked being scared."
Mr. Tophat:
"Hello, Rachel. Welcome to the show."
Rachel:
"No!"
Dr. Vink:
"And I am NOT a nutbag!"
Pete:
"I thought I just saw Nosferatu step out of the movie!"
Gary:
"I declare this meeting of the Midnight Society closed. [pours water on fire.]"
Emcee:
"Pick the right door and you'll go free... pick the wrong door and there he'll be."
Ghastly Grinner:
"Whats the matter kid don't like to laugh?"
Zeebo:
"(laughs) hey what do you think I am some kind of clown?"
Ghastly Grinner:
"Do you know what happened to the last guy who tried to stop me? well lets just say his subscription was canceled."
Belinda:
"Belinda: I wouldn't go out there if I were you."
Ricky:
"Good thing you're not me."
Kid:
"Mr. Sardo?"
Sardo:
"That's SarDO! No Mr, accent on the "Do"."
Hooper:
"I don't have much of a sense of humor Ethan."
Ethan:
"Yeah, well I don't have an Uncle Bob."
Dr Vink:
"When you taste my soup you're tasting fear, and that's a taste you won't soon forget."
Zeebo/Carnival Worker:
"It's the most fun in the park, when you're laughing in the dark."
Sardo:
"Sold! But i'm losing on the deal!"
Kullback:
"I'll cripple you later, you little dweeb"
Aaron:
"This isn't silver; it's steel!"
Connie:
"Arabarious Boca Radi. Creature of darkness come to me. Arabarious Boca Radette. I command you, enter this amulet."