All the Muppets:
"YES NANNY!"
Beeker:
"Meep meep meep!"
Gonzo:
"Come on, bust a move, will ya? Heard that on MTV."
Gonzo:
"Hey, stay in focus. You're fuzzy."
Fozzie:
"No way, Gonzo. I'm not Fuzzy, I'm Fozzie."
Piggy:
"I know what Kermit's wish is. It's that we get married."
Kermit:
"I don't wanna waste a wish."
Fozzie:
"What do you call a yo-yo that goes down but won't come up? A yo. Wokka wokka wokka."
Gonzo:
"Weird is my middle name."
Gonzo:
"Awww, she called me a nerd. Next I'll be the nerd of her dreams."
Fozzie:
"What food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? *see* food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka."
Fozzie:
"Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka."
Piggy:
"Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?"
Fozzy:
"He'd have a tummy ache. Get it? Ha ha. Wokka wokka wokka."
Gonzo:
"Maybe my brain isn't working right."
Rowlf:
"Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo."
Gonzo:
"Oh yeah, I forgot."
Gonzo:
"Chessebuger, Chessebuger, Chessebuger"
Miss Piggy:
"I'm sorry for giving you an F Fozzie."
Skeeter:
"Not again. Gonzo, you're supposed to be the Great Kong, not 'King Kong'."
Gonzo:
"How about whispering some sweet things in my ear Piggy Pie"
Baby Piggy:
"How aboout I thtrow some sourdough in your ear instead noodlenose"
Beaker:
"meep-meep"
Bunsen:
"No Beaker this is my latest invention"
Gonzo:
"Okay your time has com flat face!"
Piggy:
"Flat Face"
Babies:
"Gonzo"
Piggy:
"Ohhhhhhhh!"
Skeeter:
"Neato Fidido!"
Fozzie:
"What do you call a comedian who is not funny?"
Animal:
"Fozzzzie."